Swiftfoot Boots [The List]

Swiftfoot Boots [The List]Set: The List Type: Artifact Equipment Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2} Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. Equip {1} "There is great wisdom in rushing headlong into combat . . . if you're prepared." Kenjek, captain of the Thousand Swords

Set: Seventh Edition Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{R} Destroy target artifact

Set: Ninth Edition Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2} Whenever a player casts a red spell

Set: Resale Promos Type: Creature — Cat Beast Rarity: Rare Cost: {4}{W}{W} Vigilance

And they're grouchy

Make sure you bleed the fine print

Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Donkey Barbarian Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{R} At the beginning of your upkeep

Whenever Grave Titan enters the battlefield or attacks

sacrifice it unless you return a basic land card from your graveyard to your hand

Set: Khans of Tarkir Type: Sorcery Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{R}{R} Create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens

Set: International Collectors' Edition Type: Enchantment Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{W} {1}: The next time a white source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn

The only relief in sight is a mirage

"You might have pleaded your case with my queen earlier