Oh Ship

Oh ShipSize: 4x6 oh ship it's a family trip it's a friends and family trip it's a girls trip today's forecast, cruising with a chance of heavy drinking i'm just here for the towel animals it's a good day to drink on a boat time to pack your fat pants we're going on a cruise life is better in flip flops blame it on the drink package let's get ship faced

Hope you have a gouda day

oh sweeting you're so wrong it makes me want to cry a little

thank you you are loved congrats hi hello friend miss you yay sending paper hugs celebrate

blow it out your ditty bags

just yell "jet power" and start running farting unicorn

congrats on the new baby

as my best friend

if i had a dollar for every time someone told me cussing wasn't ladylike

you son of a bitch i'm in

raccoon garbage can

hold my earrings

devil heart heart with devil tail key cupcake evil heart